Don’t waste your money on Agassi’s boring piece of junk!
by bahamaderek on Nov.09, 2009, under Andre Agassi
Janet Maslin of the NY Times writes her review of the Agassi $28.95 book.
Andre Agassi often says in “Open” that tennis is a lonely game. But the writing of this autobiography was a team sport. Mr. Agassi’s memoir was put together by J. R. Moehringer, who wrote “The Tender Bar,” a shapely and expert memoir of his own. The same gift of gab that colored Mr. Moehringer’s tales of being a boy in a barroom now magically finds its way onto the tennis court and into Mr. Agassi’s much-analyzed, follicularly challenged head.
Inevitably one wonders which of them actually wrote “it’s the main reason for my pigeon-toed walk” about Mr. Agassi’s troublesome bottom vertebra. The ease with which Mr. Moehringer slips into telling someone else’s story is both consummate and spooky. As for Mr. Agassi, he uses his writing partner in the same way he uses his tennis support staff: as talented individuals in a universe where he, Mr. Agassi, is the one and only sun. (He said that he offered to put Mr. Moehringer’s name on the book, and that Mr. Moehringer declined.)
Welcome to Mr. Agassi’s world. As described in “Open” it is lively but narrow, since Mr. Agassi’s curiosity does not extend far beyond tennis, more tennis, the misery of tennis, the way sportswriters misunderstand tennis and the irritating celebrity that tennis stardom confers.
Like millions of others I watched him on 60 minutes, and he aroused not a single iota of compassion within me. He came across as a boring, manipulative, self centered, uneducated moron who has his Father to thank, not despise, for seeing who he was at a young age.
















Nadal will take to the grass courts at Queens.
Tim Henman says ‘No’ to Britain’s Davis Cup captaincy.
Alicia Molik advances as Jelena Dokic’s woes continue.
Serena wins Sportswoman-of-the-Year award.
Aussie Women will play on clay against Ukraine in April’s Fed Cup.
Roger and Rafa both in a positive mood…
Murray has the toughest draw in California.
A Clijsters/Henin final is possible…my pick is Azarenka.
Marin Cilic is the one to beat at Indian Wells!.
Indian Wells is wide open for the WTA players.






November 10th, 2009 on 7:53 am
Thanks for posting the review. After reading his confessions, i thought of buying a copy. Good to read reviews before starting to read the book.
November 10th, 2009 on 2:46 pm
Glad I could save you a few dollars…if you need something to read go to my ‘blogger’ page….”The Women in Ernie’s Life” is certainly not boring!!
December 30th, 2009 on 7:57 pm
I totaly disagree. This is a must read for any tennis fan. Sampras book is the one that is a wate of money.