A Wimbledon ‘Poet Laureate’…they must be kiddin’.
by bahamaderek on May.19, 2010, under Rafael Nadal, Roger Federer
Does tennis need a poet named Matt?
Or is it a Wimbledon ruse that will fall flat?
‘Cos when Federer serves
and Rafa deftly swerves,
It’s poetry in motion.. what’s wrong with that?
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Nothing seems to rhyme with Wimbledon
Except swan, gone and masterdon.
So Venus and Serena can feel safe
From my under-the-skin comments that could chaffe,
Unless they greet the Queen with, “Is that a WalMart dress you have on?”
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If you’re better than Matt with your verse,
And your submission is clean, not perverse.
I’ll post ‘em right here
For all to read without fear
Then we’ll judge, confer and converse.

















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